But I Get Up Again

Level 3

Range: Self or by touch
Duration: 1 hour per level of the spell caster
Savings Throw: None
PPE: Ten
With this spell the caster recalls the best times of his or her life, makeing himself or another person completely impervious to being knocked down, tripped, or otherwise becoming prone. Those affected will become incredibly sure-footed, and if they would become knocked off their feet, the spell immediately rights them to regain their footing. Unfortunately, this spell also prevents those affected from being able to lay down voluntarily, so they will remain standing even while asleep or otherwise unconcious. This spell requires one shot each of whiskey, vodka, lager, and hard cider, which must be consumed by the indended target.